I'm an Artist, a Traveller, and a Haberdashery Expert. I'm cool, rugged, stylish, yet approachable; at least that's what my mother says. When I was young my mother told me I could be anything I wanted, and after much debate I told her I wanted to be an iceberg. But I suppose it's obvious that dream never came to pass since I don't know any icebergs with the time or skills to paint.
When I was 14, I almost won a bowling trophy. I can type 200 words a minute with only 437 errors. I once played Backgammon with a magpie. He won; a pity I suppose but it was a fair game nonetheless. Sometimes, under the right circumstances I can hold my breath for 6 minutes. I think the scariest animal on the planet is a Platypus. I once saw a nun eat a Kit-Kat without breaking it apart and it will haunt me for the rest of my life. Oh, and I have absolutely no time for ****ing seagulls.